The Daily Funnies

My family is really funny. Really!

So here are some recent funnies:

We had yogurt for breakfast. Bruce (looking at the yogurt carton): "Oh, this yogurt is 'all natural.'"

Michael: "Yeah, they just found it that way."

Jason: "My eyes are weary with rolling."
(Say that whenever someone says a dumb thing to you!)

Driving home late one night, Bruce bursts into song.
Brandon: "Big, dumb, and tone-deaf. I'm so glad I was unconscious for all this."
(OK. Brandon is not just rude, he was quoting a movie.)

We were talking about the mummy we made in home-school several years ago.

Michael: "I liked it better when we used Lindsey's face, because it was thinner than Jason's face."
Jason: "What's wrong with my face?"
Michael (teasing): "I just don't like looking at it."

Jessica (very seriously): "No one does."